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  • Fight Club

    A man manages to lose his mind and accidentally create a loyal and violent army bent on the destruction of society. Awesome.

  • Traffic

    This is your brain on drugs. Dead. And if you wanna get in the way of some Mexicans trying to sell some drugs? Dead. Everybody pays dearly in the this film. It’s an expensive public service message for not doing coke.

  • Braveheart

    Mel Gibson did Hamlet, and as far as I’m concerned he’s paid his dues and can be as awesome as he wants screaming and murdering hundreds of fully grown men with his bare hands.

  • Carlitos Way

    Friends can end you sometimes, or a man can try so hard to get away from a life of sad endings and still get shot to death by an ignorant fool.

  • American Ninja

    I want ninjas fighting for our country!

  • The Boondock Saints

    The Irish man is a crazy man born into a family of crazies. These two have it instilled in themselves to execute whomever they so desire.

  • Unforgiven

    Everybody misjudges each other on a bad day with hilarious but bittersweet tragic results, and then Clint murders everyone.

  • Billy Jack

    Yet another crazy man, trying to come to peace with himself and his surroundings, is completely underestimated by idiots and easy hippie girls. “ya know what I‘m gonna do then, just for the hell of it? I‘m gonna take this right foot and I‘m gonna whop you and that side of your face. and ya know something? There’s not a damn thing you’re gonna be able to do about it.”

  • Napoleon Dynamite

    All he wants is success, love, and friendship but he’s just too awesomely retarded for anyone to understand.

  • Heat

    Robbery, passion, backstabbing, murder, and child suicide in Los Angeles.

  • Leon (The Professional)

    A little girl’s entire family is massacred by crooked federal agents, so a hired killer takes her in and through learns to love life again before exploding.
    • ]]>     Tue, 11 Dec 2007 07:44:06 PST     The Way of the Geek: The Bee Movie http://www.cinemaroll.com/Animation/The-Way-of-the-Geek-The-Bee-Movie.46801 Now, just a few moments ago, I saw the trailer for the new bee movie, coming out soon. My little babysitting job, That i train to be a geek as well, has proudly presented me Gaia Online, an interactive site where the user can check out what they like, talk in forums, or do something like that. Well, as far as my understanding goes, the company has always the newest kind of stuff that is available for children. So, the little geek showed me the trailer to “The bee movie”, with Renee Zellweger, and some dude named Jerry Seinfeld. Well, it turned out that the movie was the full package of American goodness. A little male bee finishes bee college, and makes friends with humans, only to see that “their honey” is commercially sold. Well, He is a bee, and he is about to do something against it.

    So, the only problem was, that I was lying laughing on the floor, because my feet hurt, and I spent over 5 minutes in serious laughing. Why? Well, I showed my little babysitting job how bees really work, and which differences there are between what Disney force feeds us, and what is real.

    1. There are no male bees. They are drones. They do not work, their only purpose is to have sex with the queen, a very fat bee, and after that, they are basically just dead weight around the hive. In winter, when there are too little supplies, the male bees get guided to the rim of the hive, and the females bite their necks.
    2. A bee cannot sting multiple times. If their “Stinger” gets caught into something, it basically is over for the bee, because the stinger is ripped out of their body, and they are left bleeding to death.
    3. Now, basically, the film deals with the overcoming diversity theme, and with the basic ideal that everybody would be better off if they were ruled by women. Ooh, and with environmental protection, and anti capitalism.

    I took the little geek aside, and talked to him about all of that. I even talked to him about what kind of stuff was going on at Pixar, and how lazy they must have been to animate in such a poor quality.

    He understood.

    Now, this post has basically two sides.

    One, Disney and Pixar change the reality more often them a women her clothing in a year.

    Second, for the love of whoever is responsible for you, please explain to your children how reality is, and do not let some movies be their teacher.

    Third, download this movie, share it with as many people as possible, and make Pixar loose a few millions. Oh, and please:

    If you happen to own a Bee-hive, or know a bee-keeper, please, ask him to explain the fantastical world of the bees to you. Ask him about the live of the bee, what dangers bees face, and wossname. But, show him the movie, and ask him if he could write a few lines outlining the basic and more complicated mistakes of the film, and sent it to Pixar.

    It would certainly help me sleep better, and regain my piece of mind that the American public and the worldwide audience is concerned about what certain immoral Companies sell our children as the truth.

    Now, may god bless America, and may he give all the crap he has collected like smallpox, cancer, and such funny things like infertility and hair loss to these guys at Pixar.

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