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Movie Review: Cloverfield

Another unsophisticated review by an untamed Christian who loves great movies.

Written by Drew Goddard

Directed by Matt Reeves

Running Time: 1 hr and 25 minutes

Don't see Cloverfield.

Ironically I have to work harder on bad films then good ones. It's not generally enough to say it sucked I try to say why. So this is an extra tough writing assignment. Let me put it this way. For the first time ever I walked out of a film. I wanted to stay so I could at least make fun of it, but I was getting sea sick. This will be an unfortunately short review, but there's nothing else to say. It sucked!

What about the “PG-13” Rating? It's a monster flick.

Larger Story? Nope, nothing.

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Comments (1)
#1 by mark, Jan 30, 2008
well at least you warned me it'd be a short, and therefore pointless, and simple minded review.

you, and everyone else who says they didn't like the movie can't come up with a real reason for not liking it.

you suck. you don't need a reason WHY. i just hate you
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