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Spoiler Alert: How These Movies Should Have Ended

Alternative endings for popular flicks

  1. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End- Jack should have sacrificed himself and stabbed the heart, becoming the captain. Will becoming the captain just didn't seem right to me.
  2. Spiderman 3- Mary Jane should have died in the end instead of Harry. First of all because Spiderman's girlfriend dies in the comic (although its actually Gwen Stacey instead of Mary Jane). Second of all, I think it would have lent more to the dramatic effect. It seemed almost too obvious that Harry would die, the born again hero who pays the ultimate price. Although this is the safe, cliché, expected ending; I was hoping for something more meaningful, such as the death of Mary Jane. Whatever the case, there was sure to be the same sappy emotional display by the always feminine Tobey Maguire.
  3. Friday Night Lights- It should have shown the Panthers winning the championship like it does in the book.
  4. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King- It had like four endings and it picked the crappiest one to end with. Any of the other three would've been fine with me.
  5. A large selection of films from the "80s- lose the freeze frame (excluding the mostly cliché inspirational sports movie, which without a freeze frame would be incomplete).
  6. Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby- Could"ve done without the minute long homo kiss scene, which pretty much scarred me for life. I cracked up for about the first five seconds until I found out they weren't stopping anytime soon.
  7. Blades of Glory- When Chazz and Jimmy become constellations it should cut to the obsessed fan staring at them through at telescope and then climb into a self-made spaceship, blasting off towards the stars screaming “I'm coming Jimmy” at the top of his lungs. Way too over the top, but its just a suggestion.
  8. Monty Python and the Holy Grail- Instead of the police man turning off the camera, there should have been an all out brawl between the police and the knights in which the cameraman gets shot in the crossfire.

All I could think of at the moment. Wanted to get this out quick to see what you guys thought about it. These are just ideas and probably are worse than the original endings since the directors obviously know way more about movies than I do.

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