A Comical Version of The 15 Best of the Worst Villains

by Scorpioncbr, Dec 11, 2007

Some of these guys may not be your typical candidates but if you look closely, you'll see they've got all it takes.

Norman Bates from "Psycho"

A true maniac from a cult movie who will not think twice about spying and then brutally killing you. On Sundays, he can be seen doing the rain dance in a Pocahontas dress while listening to Britney Spears latest album, backwards.
Dr. Hannibal Lecter

You won't want to cross this guy, if you get on his bad side you might become his supper; gave a completely new meaning to Chianti. Unfortunately, when he ran out of people to eat he started going at himself. All that remains of him is his lower jaw and three gold capped teeth.
The Doom Cyber-demon

Wow if this thing were real we would be dead, beyond dead, and there would be very little we could do to stop him, unless we get a hold of that BFG… He is currently developing a new Tic-Tac that will freshen your breath too rotting corpse level.
The Alien from “Aliens”
These bug-like things are truly something to watch out for. First off, bug spray will not work on them and if you get too close when you shoot them their acid blood will melt your skin, watch out for that tail. He was last seen working at the postal office complaint department. Oddly enough, there has never been a single complaint
Predator from “Predator” Hunters from a galaxy far far away

Yep that is where it is, far far away. Apart from being able to turn invisible and partially disintegrating you with their superior weapons, they could also tear you to shreds in less than a second. I wonder if they could be the new spokesperson for Maybellen's new luscious lipstick. On Sunday he can be seen selling “Crazy Beaver” Girlscout cookies.
The Headless Horsemen from “Sleepy Hollow”

I always wondered how this person managed to ride on a horse without being able to see where he went. Obviously, no one can catch him as he always gets a head start (yes, I know it is a terrible joke, bla bla bla…)
Darth Vader from the “Star Wars” saga

Well this person is the big boss of "Star Wars", can probably choke you to death without touching you and slice you in two with that nifty little sword of his.
Those disgusting little things from the “Critters” movies

I always hated these ugly little things from space. They are little ugly gremlin like creatures with a certain taste for human flesh. Could they be Dr. Hannibal Lecter's long lost relatives? Who knows……
The Joker from the first and upcoming “Batman” movie

This is an incredibly complex character. Apart from wearing way too much makeup, he also invented a nifty little potion that would make you laugh hysterically until you drop dead….. Better that than the electric chair, in' nit?
Michael Meyers from the “Halloween” saga

This guy is incredibly disturbed, has been since he was a young toddler. Rumor has it he killed the preschool teacher because she smelled funny. Currently works as a courier. Do not make too much of a scene if your mail looks damaged.
Dr. Doom from “Fantastic Four”

This guy has serious problems whenever he has to pass through customs at the airport, not only that but his armor has never come off, he has never taken a shower and currently owns a ball-of-string factory somewhere in the north
Jason Voorhees from the “Friday 13th” saga

This person just will not stay dead, you can do anything and everything has been done to him but he will not die. Shooting, cutting, stabbing, exploding nothing works. Not even forcing him to listen to a 10-hour cello concerto works. Last seen selling wacky inflatable waiving arm tube men.
Freddy Krueger from “Nightmare on Elm Str.”

He cannot seem to want to stay dead either, he haunts your dreams by convincing you to buy rental property. Freddy enjoys long walks on the beach, sunsets, puppies, maiming people, decoupage, making collages from his victims bones and flesh but his personal favorite, buying rental property.
Hal9000 from “Space Odyssey 2000”
This is the most feared machine of all time, not only is it responsible for countless deaths but it is also responsible for leaking out the end to the Harry Potter movie, the one responsible for convincing George Lucas to remake his movies and yes he and he alone is the one behind the invention of Jar Jar Binks. Fortunately, the Y2K virus got to him and he currently believes that he is a condom-dispensing machine working in a Tijuana airport.
Barney the Dinosaur.

Lastly, la crème de la crème, the most horrific creature to ever be spawned on the any screen, his name alone strikes fear and rage in the minds of those who hear mention his name. The one creature responsible for the destruction of countless planets, galaxies, and entire civilizations past, present and future. The one being that alone could use Vin Diesel as a bat to beat up Chuck Norris. The only creature strong enough to be able to eat a mountain of Mexican food and Indian food and not have to sit on the toilet for a weekend...

The destructor of worlds.