Everyone's talking about the new Batman film The Dark Night. If you haven't seen it, you need to get off of your couch and head to your nearest movie theater, because all of the hype is true. But before you do, here are a few tips before you go see it:
- Go to the bathroom beforehand. You don't want to be sitting in the theater with your bladder about to explode, and you definitely don't want to miss one moment of the action in your dash to the bathroom.
- Don't buy a drink. Alright, a lot of you might think that's going a little far, but trust me on it. The movie is over two and a half hours long (which is longer than most movies these days) and if you get a drink you'll definitely need to go to the bathroom by the end. There isn't a moment in the movie that someone should miss - so make sure you don't!
- Don't bring your baby or any very small children. A lot of little kids obviously want to see the movie, but if they are still at an age where they cry easily you shouldn't bring them to the theater with you. It's likely that they'll cry with scary characters like Joker in the movie. Keep the experience enjoyable for yourself and all of the other people watching the movie; if you have a baby crying in the theater people will get angry, and you'll have to leave which will make you miss the movie.
- Don't wear big hats. This isn't as much a tip for this movie, but common movie etiquette. If you wear a big hat it could block the view of the person behind you, and that's just inpolite
- If you're going to talk, whisper. Okay, we all know that it's a really exciting movie, and you'll definitely want to be talking about it with you're friends as all of the juicy action takes place. Please, if you're going to talk make sure you whisper, because not everyone in the theater wants to hear your commentary.
- See it during the week while everyone else is at work. If you get a day off for some reason, this is the best time to go see The Dark Night, because there won't be many people at the theater since it's the middle of the day. Otherwise, I'm sure it'll be jam-packed.
