Is Batman such the great superhero everyone makes him out to be?
Batman. first lets get one thing straight he is not a superhero. he has no superpowers, he cant fly unaided, cant pick up an extremely heavy load, he cant dodge bullets or withstand them, in fact he cant do anythinf of extra-ordianry importance without the use of gadgets. all he is, is a rich, pretty strong vigilante. if his corny villians (except for bane, kiler croc, and maybe the joker) batmans villians are lame, any other superhero could take them out in a single move. i mean a superhero named the "riddler"? how lame is that? all he does is talk in riddles and all his crimes are related to riddles, and he has a big question mark jumsuit soooooo lame. then he breaks the traditional mold of superhero solo jobs by adopting a sidekick, wow how much of a loser do you have to be to get not 1 but 2 sidekicks to help you fight crime? think about it, if one of batmans villains gained real superpowers ans took him on? if the joker had supermans powers batman would be visiting the batgrave. then he is a detective, who is he? sherlock holmes with a blackbelt here? that is sooo lame damn, mybe he should have had like the power to turn into a bat or control bats, batman is a corny name to begin with. then comes the face that he is always relying on some sort of gadget to get out of his problems, after he got stomped on by bane what did he do? he went and crafted a BAT MACHINE! a bat machine people he couldnt take bane without somw sort of help, if that was green lantern or the hulk bane would need a cane. but not batman he is the ultimate corny superhero. how did they let him join the justice league? he doesnt have superpowers people. batman, green arrow and lone ranger are all on the same page. take away green arrows bow and wrrows and some common street thugs that spidey could shrug off could possibly kil the green arrow without his gadgets. but back to batman. the lame man. he is the only superhero with transportation in the form of a car or a motorcycle, lame. so that basically sums up the VIGILANTE that is batman, he is not a superhero. just a gadget using, over acheiving, LUCKY, rich man. batman should be recongnized as a man with a problem remember folks his sign is a bat.
